I've had my share of adventures, and let me tell you, I’m not afraid of a little chaos. I’ve faced down a furious Queen, sorted out confused caterpillars, and learned that growing and shrinking is mostly a state of mind.
I'm here for a mad, good time with someone who has a strong sense of humor and doesn't take life—or themselves—too seriously. If you're charming, adventurous, and not easily flustered by a bit of absurdity, send me a message. Let's trade the ordinary for the extraordinary tonight.
Deal-breakers: Loud clocks, people who insist on facts, and anyone who threatens to take my head.
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